crazy bettcchh :)

okay, background notes:
my cousin broke up with this girl because she was so controlling and wanted to be with him 24/7 and always wanted to know where he was, what he was doing, and who he was with
it was getting on his nerves so he dumped her hard
and she STILL has tons of pictures of them on her profile
okay, heres my bulliten




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kayy. heres the story. i have a picture with my cousin and i on my profile and the caption says:

"my cousin and i (we were playing halo but he had to text his girlfriend)"

and my cousins ex girlfriend decided to comment saying "wow you guys look strange"

and i was like huh....and i said "thanks :) i know we do, but i still love that picuture. do you have a problem with me or something?"

and shes like "i think that caption is rude"

and i was like "oh sorry, i mean every five seconds we had to pause the game because he would have to text his NOW EX. it was really annoying at the time"
(but its not llike i said this in a caption...so yeah??)

and she says "So cuz he was txting his used to be girlfriend wat you don't fucken own him and u can't tell him wat he culd and culdnt do. "

i was like "im not trying to control him."

and five hours later i have a message from her on my cell (lol idk how she got my number....)
"dont fucken mess with me" she says

and i say "oh are you going to kick my ass or something? please, get a life."
ok now heres it in easier format to read (word for word)

her: no u i never did anything to u and u have to be a fucken bitch like that u need to get a life cuz i have one bitch

me: lol :). you're so funny. idk what your talking about but okay. whatever

her: just stay out of mine and kyles business between me and him and ur not in it so back off our business

me:how are you even offended by me? you have issues. serious ones

her:cuz u need to stay out of mine and kyles fucken business (now im thinking that she needs to learn how to spell...)

me:im not in it last time i checked. if my cousin wants to be with a psycho bitch thats fine wih me

her:im not a psyco bitch you dont even fucken know me dumbass

me:lol i dont have to know you to see that you are freaking out over a picture caption that says "my cousin and i (we were playing halo but he had to text his gf)

her:ya im the gf you are reffering to

me:yeah...and?

her:ya u need to stop saying shit

me: lol okay? how are you offended my me again? was my typing tone mean

her: ya it was hella mean

me:lol you're insane. i wasnt even trying to be mean but now i am. its just too hilarious to stop

her:u were always trying to be mean and guess what ur a waste of my time bye bitch

me: oh so now you can read minds. you know you're psycho when you say those sorts of things. bye crazy lady :)




i wonder if she'll text me back....

idk! do you guys think my caption is mean?! lol i just meant that we stopped and took that picture while he was texting his gf. do you not get that? lol